Breezy Days: a day in the life of a sickie


October 30, 2012

a day in the life of a sickie

Wake up.
Fall back asleep.
Sound like you are snorkeling while simultaneously gargling some snot in the back of throat.
Repeat about 50 times.

Finally wake up for good.
Stare at husband, willing him with mind powers to wake him up without actually having to put any effort into doing so.
Finally give in, and just nudge him to ask for a ride to the doc.

Go to urgent care.
Get told that you don't have strep throat but you do a have virus that you need to "ride out"
AKA take more medicine.
AKA you just wasted over an hour in the urgent care this morning.

Wallow in self-pity with Zupas soup in hand.
Then proceed to lay on the couch like a content walrus in the sun.
{Except this walrus is not content.}
Seriously, flopped out on the couch.
Watch Arrested Development.
Sleep/Breathe-choke through Arrested Development.

Forget to turn in homework on time because of "sickie brain", even though it was completed early.
Send an email plea to teacher.
Pray for sympathy from teacher.
Do more homework that was due today...
but could not be done yesterday due to feeling like a semi-truck squashed body during sleep.

Go get pizzas from Smiths with husband.
Hopefully can swallow some delicious pepperoni.
Along with some more horse pills.


KevinKyla Ford said...

Sorry you are sick. Boo. No fun. Let me know if you need anything. Sending get better fairies your way! xoxo

brios0928 said...

Thanks! You are too sweet :) I'm downing myself with meds with the hopes of getting better soon. It's sooo inconvenient!

Natalie said...

oh no! i'm sick too, so i can totally identify with you right now. the whole walrus thing? yep that was me last night. feel better!

Morgan said...

Your blog is so pretty! I found it on accident but I'm glad I did! Hopefully you don't care if I follow you... :) Keep up the good work, sorry you're sick though!


Teresa @ Delightfully Darling said...

You make being sick sound so hilarious darlin! I hope that you are feeling better now!

brios0928 said...

I am feeling lots better now, thanks!! And I being a complete sick mess is always a bit funny I think :)

brios0928 said...

Hi Morgan! Thanks for stopping by and of course you are more than welcome to follow. Can't wait to get to know you more!

brios0928 said...

Oh no! Being sick is the absolute worse, and feeling like a blob of a walrus does not make things any better. I hope you are feeling better now!!

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