Breezy Days: I've Got Trust Issues

I've Got Trust Issues

July 19, 2014

Meeting new people is an interesting experience; because you can decide within a few minutes of talking whether or not you'll get along with them. I've found that while first impressions aren't always the best indicator of who that person is, it helps me get a feel of what they're about. Therefore, my list of people I don't know I can "trust" because we aren't on the same page about some pretty important things ;)

// Women with long toe nails.
Sick nasty much? Cut those things STAT/ASAP.

// People who cut the fat off of their steak.
That's THE BEST PART. A little bit of fat, a little bit of steak. Yummmm

// Those who don't like Tangled.
The height of adorable-Disney-princess-ness, a great story, and a talented cast. Plus Mandy Moore & Zachary Levi's voices? PERFECTION. Itso facto, you have no heart if you don't like Tangled.

// Girls who wear booty shorts, jewelry, a full face of makeup & have their hair down at the gym.
Girl. You're not really working out if you're not sweating like a pig. In fact, if you were actually sweating you'd definitely have your hair up in a ponytail.

// People who don't think that thick leggings/jeggings are a legitimate pant option.
If this is you? You're missing out on some serious life-changing comfort. Your loss.

// People who don't like Harry Potter and/or reading.
So you're "above" pretending to live in a fictitious wizarding realm? And you don't like to escape the real world for a spell to read intriguing and educating stories? No DUH I don't trust you.

// Couples who post their entire love life on social media.
Your love is still legitimate if it's offline my friends. I promise you. Unless you're being catfished, then ya...it's probably not legit.

// People who don't like hot chocolate.
How can you NOT like chocolate? Life FAIL.

// Girls who don't like shopping.
I mean you don't have to love it, but to not like it?? It's a little over the top, if you ask me.

// People of my generation having no knowledge of basic pop culture.
Where have you been living? Under a stupid rock?

4 comments :

Rosa said...

And this is what makes us friends I love this!!!

Ellen from Ask Away said...

hahahah i love this post. you and me are very much alike especially with the leggigs thing ;o)

Kalee Hulka said...

You crack me up.. The leggings one killed me! I agree, 100%.

Cece said...

Love this list!! So real, so honest. I don't get girls that don't like shopping either. Granted, I'm kinda over it right now but I know the natural high and the fun of it even if it's not where I"m at right now. As for Harry Potter. You got me there!!! I just didn't catch onto it.