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March 24, 2013

What a Typical Blogger Would Say (Or Do)...

{Arm candy courtesy of the husband for Valentines}

Takes an Insta picture of their bracelets with the caption: 
"Lovin' my arm candy today!"

*I EAT LIVE BREATHE FOR TARGET*
"So many deals...so many cute things..cant...handle...it"
Insta pic with the caption: "Here is my Target haul!"

*Will accept product reviews whenever it includes free clothes, jewelry, or hair dryers. 
Um, heck yes I will review your product.*

{Me being a typical Mormon and taking an Insta picture in front of the St. George temple}

"Why are there so many Mormon bloggers?! And why do they like to blog so much??"

*Finds a new blog she likes, then feels like she is stalking said blogger when she follows them via every social media outlet known to man: GFC, Instagram, Twitter, Vine, and Bloglovin...*

"How do I get pictures to look all professional with my Canon Elf?"
*Hits up Pinterest for tutorials*

If anyone tells you that they read your blog, you instantly internally freak out and think: 
"Oh my gosh...how did you find it?! And now you know my whole life...great."

{A maxi newbie, and I proclaim of its amazingness in this post}

"Maxi skirts are SOOO comfortable!"

"Here is my 'mom uniform' or as I call it... my 'momiform'"

"I'm so sick of my layout" 
{after having it for 4 months}

*Will sponsor and guest post for every blog on the planet, but is ridiculously embarrassed talking about her blog face to face with anyone.*

Happy Monday :)

8 comments:

Life's a shoe said...

your bracelet in the first picture is super gorgeous!

Laura Harrison said...

oh my gosh. the last one is so true haha

McKenna Lou said...

I love that skirt! You look so pretty in all of these pictures. I am so glad I stumbled upon your blog! The design is wonderful and the content perfect. I will definitely be following you on bloglovin! xx. McKenna Lou
www.lynnandlou.com

Liv said...

But I seriously just went to Target this week and I seriously just want to eat live and breathe for it. All that new Nate Berkus stuff is cute.

Samantha Elizabeth said...

I love this blog post and I love your maxi shirt even more!

~Sam
http://samanthaelizabeths.blogspot.com

Unknown said...

*Will sponsor and guest post for every blog on the planet, but is ridiculously embarrassed talking about her blog face to face with anyone.*

This one is the ultimate truth!
Glad I'm not the only one!!

xx
msmayg.blogspot.com

Amber said...

Hahahha, this post is perfection! It fits every blogger to the tee!!!

Rachel said...

Yeah....this is pretty much all the stuff I avoid as much as possible! :P But you've so got it...that phrase "arm candy" cracks me up! I simply can't imagine anyone saying it in real life....