What a Typical Blogger Would Say (Or Do)...

"Is it Spring yet?!"

"I just want to wear my bright Spring colors"

"Can it stop snowing so I can wear my sandals?"

"Why can't I live in Utah, So-Cal, or New York where all the blogger parties are??"

*orders delicious food from an obscure cafe & whips out the phone to Instagram it*

"Is my top-knot too big?"

"Why can't my top-knot look like Sydneys!?"

*starts out blog post warning that she isn't a fashion blogger and still has husband/bf take outfit pictures when she gets dressed up*

"I saw that on Pinterest!"

*wears red lipstick to pump up an outfit*
{submitted by Kelsey Eaton}

"I hope my future kids are as cute as Huck from Nat the Fat Rat"

*wears denim chambray shirt under sweater with a J.Crew bubble necklace on top*

"I just thrifted this amazing *insert ridiculous-ly awesome item*"

"Look at this Prabal Gurung/Zac Posen/Missoni item I got at Target, I barely snagged it before the crazy crowd got there!"

"I just got the Urban Decay Naked Palette, how did I ever live without it before?"

"It's so awkward taking outfit pictures, the people on the street were staring at me..."

"How does she find all these amazing J.Crew tops at a thrift store?!"

*instagrams a "happy mail day" which usually includes clothes/make-up to review and Etsy products*

"I'm almost to 500 (or any other significant number) followers which means a celebratory giveaway!!!"

*gives a house tour via pictures after slaving over Pinterest for home ideas & spending days to recreate their own unique version of it*

Not gonna lie, I'm guilty of about half of these....if you have any to add, leave them in the comments!

Happy tuesday! :)